Camping Instructor Gifts

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

Bitchbark Canoe

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Sausages.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Campground Conductor

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Modern camping

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!