Outdoor Instructor Gifts

Poison Dart Training Camp.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Does it Rain at Camp?

"Land salmon. . ."

Bitchbark Canoe

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

I think you're ace

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Building a Shelter

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

The Golf Gremlin.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Don't move.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"