Outdoor Expert Gifts

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."