Outdoor Expert T-Shirts

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'My feet are killing me.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Fly Football

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."