Outdoor Innovator T-Shirts

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

Inventing a better wheelbarrow.

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Who can we call?"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Bird Bath.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Modern camping

Gene Manipulation

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Camp Wilderness.

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Topiary Portraits

'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

Catching a Cloud

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

'I thought it might help our budget if I rented them our backyard.'

Home Comforts