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Indoor Ice Fishing.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

Catching a Cloud

'You called?'

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

'I thought it might help our budget if I rented them our backyard.'

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

'How much of your budget goes for defense?'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

"It's spring! I'm making a garden."

Inventing a better wheelbarrow.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Deer Hunter?

"So, first time duck hunting huh?"

"I just needed to get some fresh air."