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Castaway harnessing electricity.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Deer Season Open.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Sea weed harvest.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"How's the salmon?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Bird Bath.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

You will always find a spot to garden

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

Jungle

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Inventing Time Travel

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Gene Manipulation