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"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Bird Bath.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

You will always find a spot to garden

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Tree Squirrel

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Gene Manipulation

Car Journey.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Just in time

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Scarecrow

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel