Countryside Innovator Pillows

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

Bird Bath.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Just in time

Car Journey.

Gene Manipulation

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Scarecrow

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel