Agricultural Innovator Pillows

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."

'Smart move Jack! Any suggestions on how we harvest the beans?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

You will always find a spot to garden

Cow Pilot.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Rural Bidet...

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"He's a quick learner."

Some genetically engineered pig

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Dept. de Philosophie

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

I lactate, therefore I am.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

Learning.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'