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"So this is the famous environment everyone's so hyped up about?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

A Lady and A Butchers Boy

Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding

Something above the common

National Trust: Saint Perran brought Christiantiy to this spot: 81AD. It did not catch on.

A cow has a picnic with a rug with a hole in it, so he can eat the grass underneath.

"Well, Mr Bisley - that's some beauty spot you have there..!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

Sheep In Curlers

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"The pH level seems a little off."

A bit of Newlyn.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'