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Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Fox hunters chase fox unaware that he is sleeping on one of their horses.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Get on with it!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Just in time

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Car Journey.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Bungee sodbustin'

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Scarecrow