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Accident with guns

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Static cling."

A Venus cow trap.

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Mummy?!

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Tree Squirrel