Countryside Activities Mugs

Accident with guns

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

A Venus cow trap.

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Static cling."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

Tree Squirrel

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Mummy?!

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.