Countryside Visits Mugs

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mother Nature

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Get on with it!

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

A Venus cow trap.

A Day in the Country.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Mummy?!

Tree Squirrel