Countryside Exploring Mugs

"You know what, boy? Let's just keep going..."

Lingua East Anglia.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Get on with it!

"Static cling."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

A Venus cow trap.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"We should get out to the country more often."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Relax. They're just crows."

An English Gold Field

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Mummy?!

Tree Squirrel

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"