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"You know what, boy? Let's just keep going..."

Lingua East Anglia.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mother Nature

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Static cling."

Get on with it!

A Venus cow trap.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Mummy?!

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha