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"Head down this road 'bout three miles, turn right onto Route 12A, take that until you see a barn with a 'Trump' sign on it. At the foreclosure sign, make a left..."

Farm Humor.

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Bungee sodbustin'

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

'Don't leave me hangin' ladies!'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Russian Plane Chased By Russian Wolves

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

look dear... I bought two farmers

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area.