Exploring Rural Areas Mugs

"Head down this road 'bout three miles, turn right onto Route 12A, take that until you see a barn with a 'Trump' sign on it. At the foreclosure sign, make a left..."

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Don't leave me hangin' ladies!'

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Russian Plane Chased By Russian Wolves

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area.

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods