Rural Tourism Mugs

A Perfect Cure

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'What's the night life-like?

Septic Fields Forever.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

The Farmer's Return.

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

'Small, medium or large?'

Artist Satying in the Country

Shooting in Ireland

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Barn Wedding

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

"Looks like grain prices are up."

Hillbilly.