First Rural Trip Mugs

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Walkers

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

A Day in the Country.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

The Pooperrazzi

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Extreme Sheepherding

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'What's the night life-like?

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'