Rural Roamers Mugs

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Farm Humor.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Walkers

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

The Pooperrazzi

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Extreme Sheepherding

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."