Rural Rompers Mugs

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A cow on a drip.

The Pooperrazzi

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

COW. JUST COW.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

Shepherd

'I love you guys!'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.