Rural Living Lovers Mugs

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Milkin' Impossible

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

An English Gold Field

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

A cow on a drip.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Horse Clean-up

Rooster

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

It was an impulse buy.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"