Rural Rompers Pillows

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

A cow on a drip.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

The Pooperrazzi

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

COW. JUST COW.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Shepherd

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I love you guys!'

Maternity ward on the farm.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Sheep