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"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Farm Humor.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Walkers

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Pooperrazzi

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Extreme Sheepherding

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'