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Farm Humor.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"This never happened."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Twitter that!

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Extreme Sheepherding

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."