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Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"I can't afford to feed you."

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"