Lover Of Rural Adventures Gifts

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Lamb Noise.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

A bit of Newlyn.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I can't afford to feed you."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

COW. JUST COW.