Rural Adventurer Gifts

Agricultural Skier

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Alright, I'll try again next year... you know, one of these days you'll wake up and say, 'Why don't I have DSL?!'"

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

Extreme Sheepherding

You can take the chicken out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the chicken.

Hillbilly entertainment.

"And to make matters worse, we can't seem to be able to lure a high-end retailer to these parts."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cows with a rake in Autumn cannot be trusted.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Holy cow!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Farm Humor.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'