Rural Explorer Gifts

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

'Sorry we're late, we had a bit of trouble finding you.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area.

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

'Whose bright idea was it to put a kiosk in the hinterland?'

Farm Humor.

'Don't leave me hangin' ladies!'

Community Centre Signpost.

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'Just because I don't know how to fly, doesn't mean I don't know how to drive.'

Consequently I have the most photographed backside in the western world.

I'd like to go on a merit based pay system.

Help wanted, MOE'S DAIRY: You must have herd mentality.

"I need a job looking after cattle."

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

You're free range, so don't forget your GPS.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".

Russian Plane Chased By Russian Wolves

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Head down this road 'bout three miles, turn right onto Route 12A, take that until you see a barn with a 'Trump' sign on it. At the foreclosure sign, make a left..."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. IV

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!