Rural Traveler Gifts

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

"Yes, a country mile is longer than a regular mile... as I found out."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

The Pooperrazzi

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.