Rural Traveler Prints

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

"Yes, a country mile is longer than a regular mile... as I found out."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Walkers

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Twitter that!

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

The Pooperrazzi

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'