Rural Retreat Explorer Gifts

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Extreme Sheepherding

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'What's the night life-like?

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'Don't leave me hangin' ladies!'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Septic Fields Forever.

Russian Plane Chased By Russian Wolves