Rural Retreat Explorer Gifts

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Farm Humor.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A bit of Newlyn.

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Extreme Sheepherding

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'What's the night life-like?

Russian Plane Chased By Russian Wolves

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

Septic Fields Forever.

'Don't leave me hangin' ladies!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'