Rural Retreat Admirer Gifts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

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"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Mummy?!

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"I like friut flies!"

A cow on a drip.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'Uh? A female vet?'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'What's the night life-like?

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'Look, Dad - that's the sixth time she swallowed the same gum.'

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'