Rural Retreat Admirer Prints

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Leadership training.'

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"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Mummy?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"I like friut flies!"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

A cow on a drip.

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Uh? A female vet?'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'What's the night life-like?

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'That's the sign of a good painting!'