Rural Retreat Adventurer Gifts

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Twitter that!

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Extreme Sheepherding

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'What's the night life-like?

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'