Rural Retreat Adventurer Gifts

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Extreme Sheepherding

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Bungee sodbustin'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'What's the night life-like?

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'