Rural Retreaters Gifts

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Spring Training

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'What's the night life-like?

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Septic Fields Forever.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Ocean sounds $1.00

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Trump Twitter ban

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

A rest by the way

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

BBQ Escape.

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

Man In Steamboat.

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!