Rural Retreaters Pillows

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Septic Fields Forever.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Trump Twitter ban

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

A rest by the way

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

BBQ Escape.

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

Man In Steamboat.

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!

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