Rural Retreat Dreamers Pillows

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'What's the night life-like?

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Western Philosophy

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Septic Fields Forever.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Urban Squirrels

In future we stick to 'Eye of Newt'! Ok?