Rural Getaway Enthusiasts Gifts

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"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

I've been doing sit-ups!

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Pastoral Choirs

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'What's the night life-like?

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

The Farmer's Return.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Septic Fields Forever.

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

"We must be in the Village."

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

Proud parent praise their child

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

Central Valley Express

Artist Satying in the Country

A rest by the way

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'