Rural Life Explorer Gifts

H2O

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

Model Out-Of-Town Superstore

Better go and pick up the kids from the nursery.

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Farm Humor.

Please Drove Carefully.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Lamb Noise.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

'Leadership training.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

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"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Dogs and Chickens