Rural Exploration Gifts

'Don't wander far from the path, there's funny things out there on the moors.'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Shooting in Ireland

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. IV

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Entering Yoke.

Farm Humor.

'How very Cumbria.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Twitter that!

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"It's her first snowman."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.