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Cattle crossing.

Please Drove Carefully.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Lamb Noise.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

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'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

Mummy?!

A bit of Newlyn.

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'