Rural Adventurers Mugs

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Farm Humor.

"This never happened."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Extreme Sheepherding