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Hunting.

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Tree Squirrel

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Just in time

Car Journey.

Life is simpler in the sticks.