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OOOOOH! That's how it works!

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

French wine

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Cow and Milk

"You're famous, Angus."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'