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Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

The Rural Heritage Experience - Exit To Gift Shop

Dogs and Chickens

"We live in the country - He's never seen a policeman before."

When Urban Legends Move to the Country

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

Deja Moo.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Playing pig

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.