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'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers

"A one-way street? - way out here in the boonies?"

Country Pub Walk

Hiker's right of way.

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.

Dog Gate Accident

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'Just keep on driving. When something changes, you'll know you're out of Kansas.'

Artist Satying in the Country

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Smalltown, U.S.A.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"