Country Western Explorer T-Shirts

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Deer Season Open.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Not So Wild West

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Jungle

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Dogs and Chickens

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Tree Squirrel

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Just in time

Car Journey.